There’s one manly adage that drives me absolutely nuts. It’s one of those sayings that’s usually reserved for the most fraternal of functions and those seasonal sporting events which see gatherings of testosterone happy men leaving their pouting girlfriends at home.
I don’t know if this is a southern thing or a young, dumb man thing, but it drives me crazy, as does the obligatory high five that follows this asinine four word expression.
“bro’s before ho’s, dude!”
This has got to be the worst male battle cry in the history of well, man. It’s ignorant, short-minded, and well, just so very wrong on so many levels.
But today, however, I just might have to concede that this horrific chant may have a speck of truth to it.
You see, after two tied games, Real Madrid has just blown their huge lead over Barcelona (ten points) and now stand at a six point lead, which is nothing to throw your ham at either.
But, Wednesday’s game with Villarreal this week has showed us that something is going very wrong with this team. Not only was there an explosion of red cards at the final of this game, but the whole team seems to be in a hateful mood lately.
Am I wrong to think the Real Madrid players kind of hate each other?
Just looking at their play style recently has me questioning the brotherhood of these players. They’re not at all anticipating each others’ moves on the field. They’re discombobulated and just not meshing well at all.
Have they been winning a lot this season? Yes. And doesn’t CR7 try to encourage a pre-rehearsed group dance after each of his goals? Yes, that’s oddly true as well. But throw in one little tie and the whole team falls into little desperate pieces.
But I can’t help thinking that the blame may lie with a certain someone other than Mou? Perhaps we should be looking a little closer at our precious Captain Casillas?
Hasn’t Iker seemed out of character this last year? Look, I’m sure its not easy having to deal with the “Special One” and all his mierda, but Iker has traditionally been so good for the team. But as of late, it seems as if he’s just not really with the group anymore, doesn’t it?
In fact, I think he may be pulling a John Lennon.
Ever since that world cup kiss seen around the world, things haven’t been the same for our little angel Iker.
A team captain is supposed to lead the team. I’m not seeing this from Iker anymore.
Don’t get me wrong, I think he’s still the best goal keeper around, but he just looks angry all the time. His mind isn’t in the game like it was in the good old times; the good old “before Sara” times.
So, someone must step forward and say what everyone else is thinking:
Sara Carbonero has been a distraction since they started dating and it’s only getting worse.
And now, with rumors of a wedding around the corner, madre mia, this certainly ain’t looking like strawberry fields forever anymore.
It’s her – I know it is. Call me bitchy or call me jealous, but I’m blaming her for breaking up my team, which will be henceforth known as The Realtles Madrid.