Sunset on Seven Tit Park, Madrid

You have absolutely no idea how much I giggled while writing that title. Also you have no idea how much time I spent trying to decide between saying Seven Boob Park, Seven Breast Park, Seven Titty Park, etc.

For some reason I settled on Seven Tit Park.

And now I imagine you’re thinking “wha da wha…?”

Yes, there is a place in Madrid colloquially called Seven Tit Park. And yes, something like this just makes me love this city even more.

Seven Tit Park is in Vallecas and if you haven’t gone, it’s a wonderful place to watch the sun set over Madrid. Officially, it’s Cerro de Tío Pío Park, but don’t call it that because apparently no one knows its official name. It has always been referred to as the Seven Tit Park thanks to the seven booby-ish hills scattered around the park.

This past weekend, I was there with a group of amateur photographers to take a few sunset photos. As I was walking to the area, I wasn’t quite sure if I was heading in the right direction. I was, after all, expecting little green booby mountains, but I couldn’t see anything as I left the metro exit. So, I decided to ask the elderly man on the bench. (And yes, there is always an elderly Spanish man on a bench somewhere.)

“Pardon me, is this the way to Cerro del Tío Pío Park?”

In response, I was met with the usual blank stare mixed with the face.

“Um, el parque de las siete tetas ?”

Si! Claro, niña! Eso es el parque de las tetas.

So, off I went to explore this seven tit park. Actually, I only made it to the top of one tit, but it was enough. (I apologize for saying tit so much).

Unfortunately, I don’t have many photos of the voluptuous park to show you since I arrived late and didn’t have much time to explore the actual boobies. And the sunset that evening certainly wasn’t one of Madrid’s best. And it was freezing. And my camera skills need some major work.

However, the park is a nice place to explore if you’re in the area. And just to be able to say, “I visited Seven Tit Park this weekend” is worth the effort it takes to get there.

Madrid Park
View from the Boob
Descending the Boob
Sunset in Madrid
Sunset from the Boob
Madid sunset
More Sunset Colors
Seven Tit Park, Madrid
Piruli in the Distance
Madrid, Spain
One of the Seven Boobs
Madrid at night
Nighttime on the Boob

So even though our photography outing was a bit of a bust, the views of Madrid are pretty spectacular and I’ll be going back when it gets a little warmer. If you go, I should tell you that this area is known to be a little sketchy after dark, so I don’t recommend exploring this area alone, at night, with guiri written all over your face.

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9 Responses to Sunset on Seven Tit Park, Madrid

  1. Cassandra says:

    You are so right about getting “the face” when you use the park’s full name! I work in Vallecas and can’t call this “Parque de Tio Pio” because no one understands what I’m talking about. Okay, seven tits it is.

    • Hamatha says:

      It was even better when I tried to explain to my in-laws about El parque de las Siete Tetas because they’d never heard of the park, either by its real name or it colloquial one. “The face” was in full affect.

  2. erin says:

    Sweet! I’m definitely going to go and park it on an areola for a sunset soon. Thanks!

    • Hamatha says:

      Damn it! “Park it on an Areola for a Sunset” would have been a much better title than “Sunset at Seven Tit Park”. ;)

  3. Mo says:

    Bit more sexy that the seven hills of Rome!

  4. Maggie says:

    No dwarf spottings?? Thought he would be all over Seven Tit Park!

    • Hamatha says:

      Haha – I looked that up the other day and I’m freaked out to say that yes, your dwarf story is confirmed. By the way, his name is Pekeboy….:)

  5. Rob says:

    The title made me laugh and it also took me back to my school days. We had to go cross country running through a local park and we had to run round what we used to call the tit hills, there was only two of them. Never did I think that I would read about somewhere called Tit Park! By the way, these hills look much bigger than the ones we ran around.

    • Hamatha says:

      Tit hills is pretty funny. Maybe we could talk the two parks into becoming like sister parks or something similar like they do between international cities? Two tit parks in a pod, eh? ;)

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